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Baseball Bat Hero; or, Savagely Beating a Man With a Club Until He Dies of Blunt Force Trauma

Wolf Cola · Wolf Cola

Baseball Bat Hero; or, Savagely Beating a Man With a Club Until He Dies of Blunt Force Trauma

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Details

DeveloperWolf Cola
PublisherWolf Cola
FreeYes
Required ageNone

Hit the beat. Hit the man. Hit his stuff. A stupidly simple rhythm game where you savagely beat a cartoon victim (and everything else in the room) with a baseball bat to public-domain MIDI bangers until the blunt-force trauma meter maxes out.

You’re in a room. There’s a man. There’s a baseball bat. There’s his stuff. There’s blood. Baseball Bat Hero; or, Savagely Beating a Man With a Club Until He Dies of Blunt Force Trauma is a deliberately brainless rhythm game. Swing on the beat. Miss and the combo dies. Land enough hits and the victim’s blunt-force trauma meter fills while the entire room turns into a cartoon crime scene — chairs explode, tables flip, walls get painted, everything gets covered. Four difficulties: Easy · Medium · Hard · Expert The higher you go, the tighter the timing windows and the more chaotic the destruction. Graphics are intentionally crude and simplified. Music is pure public-domain and licence-free iconic tracks rendered in glorious MIDI. No story. No upgrades. No deeper meaning. Just you, a bat, a cartoon man, a room full of breakable stuff, and the absolute commitment to the bit.

Genres and categories

CasualIndieFree To PlaySingle-playerFull controller supportCustom Volume ControlsAdjustable DifficultyKeyboard Only OptionMouse Only OptionPlayable without Timed InputDualShock Controller SupportDualSense Controller SupportSteam Input API SupportStereo SoundTouch Only OptionSteam CloudFamily Sharing

Platforms and requirements

windows: yesmac: nolinux: yes
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Ratings and content

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