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Crap Game, Don’t Play

Odd Games · Odd Games

Crap Game, Don’t Play

gameAppID 3962070Released
Release dateNov 3, 2025

Game Charts

Player statistics

Default: last 7 days, hourly. · Stale · Range: 6/20/2026, 5:55:36 AM - 11/3/2026, 5:42:55 AM

Current Players0
24h Peak0
All-Time Peak2
24h Player-Hours0 h

Player History

PeriodAvg. PlayersGain (total)Gain (%)Peak Players
Last 24 Hours000%0
Last 7 Days000%0
Last 30 Days0-0.1-100%0
Last 12 Months0.2300%2
2026-11000%0
2026-100-0.13-100%0
2026-090.13-0.1-43.75%1
2026-080.23-0.08-24.94%2
2026-070.30.1155.76%2
2026-060.1900%1

Details

DeveloperOdd Games
PublisherOdd Games
FreeYes
Required ageNone

This is a true piece of junk. Every second you spend opening this game is a waste of your precious time. Your time is valuable—open your eyes and stay away from trash games.

A so-called “crap game,” a complete and utter piece of garbage, featuring but not limited to: Graphics so rough they hurt your eyes, with laughable cutscenes A broken, utterly useless user interface Mind-numbingly boring quests designed purely to waste your time Out-of-nowhere, meaningless old jokes Annoying, never-ending narration that won’t shut up A ridiculous story clumsily improvised by half-baked narrators Convinced yet? Ha! The joke’s on you. In reality, this game only manages to make a blocky character wander aimlessly across a blank map… and that’s it. Nothing more. Don’t expect anything else. Value your time, open your eyes, and stay far away from this trash. Do NOT play.

Genres and categories

AdventureCasualIndieRPGFree To PlaySingle-playerSteam AchievementsCaptions availableFamily Sharing

Platforms and requirements

windows: yesmac: nolinux: no
PC
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Mac
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Ratings and content

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