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Mayonnaise Simulator

Take A Nuke · Group of Goblins

Mayonnaise Simulator

gameAppID 1978760Released
Release dateMay 13, 2022

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Default: last 7 days, hourly. · Stale · Range: 6/14/2026, 1:55:00 PM - 10/20/2026, 5:37:07 PM

Current Players0
24h Peak0
All-Time Peak2
24h Player-Hours0 h

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Player History

PeriodAvg. PlayersGain (total)Gain (%)Peak Players
Last 24 Hours000%0
Last 7 Days000%0
Last 30 Days0.380.23162.5%1
Last 12 Months0.3500%2
2026-100.380.23153.13%1
2026-090.15-0.36-71.06%1
2026-080.510.28116.71%2
2026-070.24-0.06-20.7%2
2026-060.300%2

Details

DeveloperTake A Nuke
PublisherGroup of Goblins
FreeYes
Required ageNone

Third person shooter with minor platforming. You have to eliminate the condiment threat.

You play as a jar of mayonnaise who has to launch mayo at some bottles before they get to you. You will have to jump around to avoid them as they approach because if they touch you too many times, you lose. Stay on the shelf and stay alive. Game includes third person shooting Minor 'platforming' Jumping jar of mayonnaise Aggressive condiments (ketchup, mustard, relish, and bbq sauce) Mayo splat sound

Genres and categories

ActionSimulationSingle-playerFamily Sharing

Platforms and requirements

windows: yesmac: nolinux: no
PC
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Ratings and content

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