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Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store

Bad Gremlin Studios · Bad Gremlin Studios

Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store

gameAppID 1718040Released
Release dateSep 2, 2021

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Details

DeveloperBad Gremlin Studios
PublisherBad Gremlin Studios
FreeNo
Required ageNone

An absurdist comedy choose-your-own-adventure game featuring a massive cast of bizarre characters, notebook-doodle visuals, and 7 crazy endings! As you embark on your quest to go to the store, the denizens of this zany town will seek your help with their insane problems.

About the Game A short, absurdist comedy choose-your-own-adventure game with a massive cast of bizarre characters, multiple endings, and a plethora of ways to be a generally unpleasant human being. Perform open-heart surgery! Rob an alien! Start the apocalypse! The choices--and consequences--are all yours! Seven zany endings await in this world of notebook-doodle visuals and wry humor!"Oh no, Clarence, you're all out of Milk!" Take on the role of Clarence in his heroic quest to go to the store and buy milk. It's only a quick walk down the road; I'm sure a full cast of quirky characters definitely won't stop you along the way to inundate you with insane problems and an obtuse trading quest leading to seven unique endings! ...After all, what are the odds of that happening?

Genres and categories

AdventureSingle-playerSteam AchievementsFamily Sharing

Platforms and requirements

windows: yesmac: nolinux: no
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