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"detailed_description": "<h2 class=\"bb_tag\" ><span class=\"bb_img_ctn\"><img class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/5303030/extras/b3cfea64485d3639bc6f369cd171cdf4.avif?t=1790262055\" data-big-src=https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/5303030/extras_big/b3cfea64485d3639bc6f369cd171cdf4.webp?t=1790262055 width=1560 height=81 /></span><br><br>Finally: a game that understands you.</h2><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ></p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >You already spend hours at a computer doing nothing important.</p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >Computer Sitting Simulator simply stops pretending that was accidental.</p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ></p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >This is a comedy about the sacred rituals of owning a PC in the early internet era — the pop-ups, the warnings, the progress bars that lie, the licenses you scroll past like a criminal, and that tiny voice saying <i>“this .exe is fine.”</i></p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ></p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >You will fight for the right to sit.</p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >Then you will sit.</p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >Then the game will congratulate you for sitting.</p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >Then it will keep counting.</p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ></p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ><span class=\"bb_img_ctn\"><img class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/5303030/extras/27a008b161d618fec5b7d8c687be07b1.avif?t=1790262055\" data-big-src=https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/5303030/extras_big/27a008b161d618fec5b7d8c687be07b1.webp?t=1790262055 width=1560 height=426 /></span></p><h2 class=\"bb_tag\" >What you actually do</h2><ul class=\"bb_ul\"><li><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >Survive a gauntlet of Windows-flavored nonsense so authentic it may trigger workplace PTSD</p></li><li><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >Click through every “Are you sure?” until the computer gives up</p></li><li><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >Prove you are not a robot (you are, spiritually, a person in a chair)</p></li><li><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >Unlock Sitting Mode™ and achieve your destiny: being near a monitor</p></li><li><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >Earn achievements for patience so questionable Steam may quietly judge you</p></li></ul><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ><span class=\"bb_img_ctn\"><img class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/5303030/extras/3dfc53e34521f48cf9cb88ea0d1f3fd3.avif?t=1790262055\" data-big-src=https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/5303030/extras_big/3dfc53e34521f48cf9cb88ea0d1f3fd3.webp?t=1790262055 width=1560 height=421 /></span></p><h2 class=\"bb_tag\" >Features</h2><ul class=\"bb_ul\"><li><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ><strong>Short campaign, long aftertaste</strong> — finish the joke, then live inside it</p></li><li><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ><strong>Endless sitting timer</strong> — the rare game where AFK is the high score</p></li><li><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ><strong>CRT vibes</strong> — because your nostalgia deserves scanlines</p></li><li><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ><strong>Zero combat</strong> — unless you count arguing with SmartScreen</p></li></ul><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ></p><h2 class=\"bb_tag\" >Is this a real game?</h2><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >Yes.</p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >No.</p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >It depends.</p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ></p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >If you want an epic fantasy RPG, buy an epic fantasy RPG.</p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >If you want a game that looks you in the eye and says <strong>“you are now sitting at a computer,”</strong> welcome home.</p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ></p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ><span class=\"bb_img_ctn\"><img class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/5303030/extras/bd01f2a268905a006d466f8553901601.avif?t=1790262055\" data-big-src=https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/5303030/extras_big/bd01f2a268905a006d466f8553901601.webp?t=1790262055 width=1560 height=67 /></span></p><h2 class=\"bb_tag\" >How to win</h2><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >Sit.</p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ></p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >(Optional advanced technique: keep sitting.)</p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ></p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ><i>PCSit — Sit comfortably. Simulate perfectly.</i></p>",
"about_the_game": "<h2 class=\"bb_tag\" ><span class=\"bb_img_ctn\"><img class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/5303030/extras/b3cfea64485d3639bc6f369cd171cdf4.avif?t=1790262055\" data-big-src=https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/5303030/extras_big/b3cfea64485d3639bc6f369cd171cdf4.webp?t=1790262055 width=1560 height=81 /></span><br><br>Finally: a game that understands you.</h2><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ></p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >You already spend hours at a computer doing nothing important.</p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >Computer Sitting Simulator simply stops pretending that was accidental.</p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ></p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >This is a comedy about the sacred rituals of owning a PC in the early internet era — the pop-ups, the warnings, the progress bars that lie, the licenses you scroll past like a criminal, and that tiny voice saying <i>“this .exe is fine.”</i></p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ></p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >You will fight for the right to sit.</p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >Then you will sit.</p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >Then the game will congratulate you for sitting.</p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >Then it will keep counting.</p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ></p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ><span class=\"bb_img_ctn\"><img class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/5303030/extras/27a008b161d618fec5b7d8c687be07b1.avif?t=1790262055\" data-big-src=https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/5303030/extras_big/27a008b161d618fec5b7d8c687be07b1.webp?t=1790262055 width=1560 height=426 /></span></p><h2 class=\"bb_tag\" >What you actually do</h2><ul class=\"bb_ul\"><li><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >Survive a gauntlet of Windows-flavored nonsense so authentic it may trigger workplace PTSD</p></li><li><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >Click through every “Are you sure?” until the computer gives up</p></li><li><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >Prove you are not a robot (you are, spiritually, a person in a chair)</p></li><li><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >Unlock Sitting Mode™ and achieve your destiny: being near a monitor</p></li><li><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >Earn achievements for patience so questionable Steam may quietly judge you</p></li></ul><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ><span class=\"bb_img_ctn\"><img class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/5303030/extras/3dfc53e34521f48cf9cb88ea0d1f3fd3.avif?t=1790262055\" data-big-src=https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/5303030/extras_big/3dfc53e34521f48cf9cb88ea0d1f3fd3.webp?t=1790262055 width=1560 height=421 /></span></p><h2 class=\"bb_tag\" >Features</h2><ul class=\"bb_ul\"><li><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ><strong>Short campaign, long aftertaste</strong> — finish the joke, then live inside it</p></li><li><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ><strong>Endless sitting timer</strong> — the rare game where AFK is the high score</p></li><li><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ><strong>CRT vibes</strong> — because your nostalgia deserves scanlines</p></li><li><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ><strong>Zero combat</strong> — unless you count arguing with SmartScreen</p></li></ul><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ></p><h2 class=\"bb_tag\" >Is this a real game?</h2><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >Yes.</p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >No.</p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >It depends.</p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ></p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >If you want an epic fantasy RPG, buy an epic fantasy RPG.</p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >If you want a game that looks you in the eye and says <strong>“you are now sitting at a computer,”</strong> welcome home.</p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ></p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ><span class=\"bb_img_ctn\"><img class=\"bb_img\" src=\"https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/5303030/extras/bd01f2a268905a006d466f8553901601.avif?t=1790262055\" data-big-src=https://shared.akamai.steamstatic.com/store_item_assets/steam/apps/5303030/extras_big/bd01f2a268905a006d466f8553901601.webp?t=1790262055 width=1560 height=67 /></span></p><h2 class=\"bb_tag\" >How to win</h2><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >Sit.</p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ></p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" >(Optional advanced technique: keep sitting.)</p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ></p><p class=\"bb_paragraph\" ><i>PCSit — Sit comfortably. Simulate perfectly.</i></p>",
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